Everyday when I get off the exit by my house in San Bernardino I see the same white foo begging while the homie out here hustling making money.
VERY REAL, VERY TRUE. This is the USA.
Princess Potato going for a run - a Chocolate Shar Pei
"I think it’s weird that teenage girls know more about giving blowjobs than they do about masturbation. It makes me sick to my stomach that so many young girls think sex is just about a guy finishing."
This is everything.
My favorite part is that Bart literally became Homer.
My favorite part is that Lisa became bisexual and eventually married Millhouse. Or the Jenda and Bart separation part.
Actually the best part is that in the entire series Maggie says like one-two words. And in her solo Christmas card she’s the “voice of her generation”
(Source: lisakitto, via empujando-la-linea)